Long Lost Warhol Files Found: The Forest Papers
It's All Right Ma, I'm Only Bleeding
A long lost trove of artworks of Andy Warhol recently were discovered in what an excavation of possibly could be Edward Abbey’s northern grave just off Forest Service Road 74, in Mt. Rainier National Forest.
The moldy mouse infested files read “Having A Cold One As The Logging Trucks Go By”.
Surely, if you’ve gotten this far, you understand that this is some serious snark!
Tells us, Bobby:
For them that must obey authority
That they do not respect in any degree
Who despise their jobs, their destinies
Speak jealously of them that are free
Cultivate their flowers to be
Nothing more than something they invest in
[End Note: There is no Mt. Ranier National Forest - apparently these are private lands adjacent to Mt. Rainier National Park - view from above is even uglier:
God damn those clear cuts and the men who made them